"Ooh! I'd Get Up On That Big Fuzzy One!"

"Oh Boy! ... It's dog Food Again!"

"Hey. I'm Not Crazy ... Sure, I Let Him Dirve Sometimes, But He's Never off His Leash for Even a Second!"

"It's Bob All Right ... But Look at Those Vacuous Eyes and Stupid Grin on His Face ---He's Been Domesticated, I Tell You!"